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ready for camp yay

ready for camp yay

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

cantaries:

i didnt wear this shirt today

cantaries:

i didnt wear this shirt today

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

sweet-bitsy:

averageboo:

if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail  image

CHEESY CRUST

(Source: slayboybunny)

hachi-bakayaro:

Free! Eternal Summer - Episode 5 End Card and Episode 6 Preview

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

thecojsz:

fem!rinai for everyone who felt like they needed some of that. i know i did

thecojsz:

fem!rinai for everyone who felt like they needed some of that. i know i did

(Source: fallencrows)

(Source: bird--house)

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight)


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alegbra:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!